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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 23:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Then came..

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Everyone loved it.

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

What are the causes of over sweating?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?