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12.06.2025 23:48

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds